薑還是是老的辣

Two Businessmen in the center of Perth were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new shop....
兩個商人坐在西澳洲的伯斯市市中心他倆即將開幕的新店中休息....

As yet, the shop wasn't ready, with only few shelves set up.
新店尚未就緒,只放了一些貨架.

One said to another, I bet any minute now some pensioner is going to walk by, put their face to the window and ask what we're selling.
其中一人對另一位說:我打賭,隨時會有一些退休的老傢伙經過,在玻璃窗前打探,然後問我們賣什麼玩意兒。

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious old woman walked to the window, had a peek and in a soft voice asked, what are you selling here?
話剛說完,就有一位老太太經過窗檯,向裡頭瞧,同時輕聲問:你們這裡賣什麼東西?

One of the men replied sarcastically, we're selling ass-holes.
其中一人很刻薄回答:我們賣混蛋。

Without skipping a beat, the old dear said, Must be doing well.... Only two left.
老太太馬上回說:生意肯定很好喔....只剩下兩個。

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